when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
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He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
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I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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