Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
