ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
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I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
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I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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