I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
Dignity is for republicans.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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