Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
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I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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