Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
im holly from the hills drunk
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
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