He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
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