Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Randomize
