yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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