I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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