what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
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