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Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
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she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
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I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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