I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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