Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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