Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
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