i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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