she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Randomize
