Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
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It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
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I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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