On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
Randomize
