Little spoons don't ask big questions
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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