covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
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