Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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