is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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