i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
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Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
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