I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
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At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
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Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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