You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
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