There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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