I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
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