When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
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