Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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