No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
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