Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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