I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
someone owes me an orgasm
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
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