He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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