we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
Are these your boobs on my camera?
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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