he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
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it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
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i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
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