I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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