I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
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