Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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