So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
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he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
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You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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