He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
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Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
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Just high enough for therapy.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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