I skipped work to stalk him.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
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