Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I just pynch a tree in the face
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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