question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
home. puking in laundry basket.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Who died my cat blue again?
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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