Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
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