so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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