So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
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