this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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