Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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