she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
I party with great urgency now.
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