Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
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listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
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This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
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