One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
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