Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
The beer is more important than you right now.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
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THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
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Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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