Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
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He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
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Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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