I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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