Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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