i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
This is my life. Enjoy the view
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