I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
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We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
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Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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